JOKE OF THE DAY

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How to Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You.!* If you are downloading a file of 5GB data and it Fails at 99%...* If you buy a Bold5 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k...* You win 100millon, you put am 4 bank, next week the bank declare bankrupt...* Your first day in a restaurant,after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat...* If after working for 30 days,you got fired without salary...* After selling your father's property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks later...* If you take expo into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting...* If you submit expo with your answer sheet...* When your friend wey just comeback from America give you cheque & did not remember to sign before going back... .Finally, If you are not laughing... then the witches in your village are truly following you!!!

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